Most people know what THE LIST is, but for those who don't (or who never saw that episode of "Friends") THE LIST is a record of 5 celebrities one is allowed to bed without retribution by one's significant other. It's pure fantasy, but apparently even my fantasy life needs rules. So, Kevin and I have a deal where by some list-nominees are sanctioned (Kate Bekinsale) and some are not (Jessica Simpson). And by deal I mean that after I rejected enough list nominees and even offered up a few suggestions of my own (Zooey Deschanel) Kevin finally gave in.
Kevin: I'm gonna have to add Fergie to my list.
Me: Fergie is not sanctioned.
Kevin: Why not?
Me: Well, she's drag-queenish and kind of slutty. Same reason Pam Anderson is not sanctioned.
Kevin: But she’s hot, and maybe the list needs some slutty.
Me: Your list is getting really long you know...
Kevin: So she’ll be second-string.
Me: You’re grasping.
Kevin: Besides I should have an older woman on my list...
Me: And Fergie's OLDER?
Kevin: Yeah she's like in her mid-30's.
Me: I want you to think about how old your WIFE is, and then think about what you just said.
Kevin: I love you…
That cute boyish grin gets him out of more trouble...
Stacy Ann Ferguson was born on March 27, 1975, a mere 3 months before said wife.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
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