Rekindling the flame of an old love...

Once upon a time a wee young Cali, at the ripe old age of three, fell in love with a handsome young gent named Wilbur...

It mattered not that he was being brazenly persued by that cunning tart Fern, or that he seemed infatuated with an eight-legged creature on her death bed. She was happy just to gaze upon the pastel portrait she'd woken her mother at 6am to create.

As often happens when a young girl grows, she soon lost interest in the unatainable love of a pig obsessed with spiders and ill-advised relationships. Her affection was soon bestowed on a more emotionally available pig.

He was sweet and gentle, generous with affection, and they shared a fondness for balloons. But alas it wasn't meant to be. The poor, dear piglet simply had one too many phobias. Before she could discover commitment was on the list, the young girl turned her eyes to creatures of a braver make-up, and soon forgot all about that piglet and his trembling.

Some years later when the wee girl was a full-grown woman, an amazing creature stired up all those long-forgotten emotions and she wondered if it was true love at long last. He was joyfull, like Wilbur, and sweet like Piglet, but he was also brave, charismatic and a true friend. Sure he thought he was a dog, but she thought he was the bee's knees.Alas, he was a work-aholic who's loyalty didn't extend beyond the office fence.

Many more years past and the woman thought she'd never find a pig of her own until she spied these...

Perhaps she'll be having a conversation with Kevin soon about her rekindled romance, because oh dear is she in trouble!